- Rocky DeSantos: Well, pack your bags. 'Cause we're sending you back right where you came from.
- Ivan Ooze: Gee, a teenager with a big mouth. Not much has changed in 6,000 years.
- Kimberly Hart: You obviously don't know how who you're dealing with, Mr. Raisin Head.
- Ivan Ooze: Really?
- Tommy Oliver: Yeah. We're the Power Rangers!
- Ivan Ooze: Whoo! Where's my autograph book? Ha! Power Rangers, huh? So, Zordon's still using a bunch of kids to do his dirty work. Well, meet my kids.
- [raises his army of Oozelings]
- [first lines]
- Dulcea: Centuries ago, a legendary inter-dimensional being known as Zordon came to the city of Angel Grove to establish a command center for his never-ending struggle against evil. With the aid of his trusted assistant, Alpha 5, the noble master sought six extraordinary teengagers and gave them the power to transform into a superhuman fighting force. In time of great need, the young heroes could use their powers to call upon colossal assault vehicles known as Zords. The identity of the six remained a guarded secret. Today, that tradition continues...
- Zordon: You haven't changed, Ooze. You're still picking on creatures smaller than yourself.
- Ivan Ooze: Oh, put a sock in it, Z. Ten minutes out of the egg, and I'm already listening to one of your lectures. You locked me up into your stuffy little hyper-lock chamber and tossed me away into the depths like yesterday's trash. Do you have any idea what it's like to be locked up in a rotten egg for 6,000 years? It's boring. Not to mention I had a Charley horse since the Renaissance.
- Zordon: You won't get away with this, Ooze.
- Ivan Ooze: You robbed me of my prime. I was the supreme ruler of the most foul empire of the universe, and now it's time to pay the piper.
- Ivan Ooze: Oh the things that I have missed: the Black Plague, the Spanish Inquisition, the Brady Bunch Reunion.
- Ivan Ooze: Taking over the world is one thing. Finding good help to run it for you, that's the killer.
- Mordant: Would you like me to make a few calls?
- Ivan Ooze: No need. I'm going to recruit the parents of Angel Grove.
- Goldar: Uh, no offense, boss, but they might find you a little disgusting.
- Mordant: [burps]
- Ivan Ooze: Well, I suppose you'll be the experts on that.
- Ivan Ooze: [grabs Mordant's snout] You forget. I'm a master of disguise.
- Mordant: How could I forget? I never knew.
- Ivan Ooze: First, I'll turn them into zombies and them order them to dig up my Ectomorphicons.
- Goldar: Uh, how you going to do that?
- Ivan Ooze: By showing them the wonders of the wicked with a little bit of Ivan's ooze.
- Rita Repulsa: What? You spent 2,000 years looking for a tub of snot?
- Lord Zedd: Patience, motormouth. Watch.
- [the slime oozes out of the egg and morphs into Ivan Ooze]
- Ivan Ooze: Ladies and gentlemen, the Ooze is back!
- Rita Repulsa: He's so handsome.
- Ivan Ooze: Why, thank you.
- Tommy Oliver: Let's do it, guys!
- Kimberly Hart, Billy Cranston, Rocky DeSantos, Adam Park, Aisha Campbell: Right!
- Tommy Oliver: It's Morphin' time!
- [thunder roars]
- Kimberly Hart: Pterodactyl!
- [Kimberly's morpher glows and we hear a screeching sound. She then becomes the Pink Ranger]
- Billy Cranston: Triceratops!
- [Billy's morpher glows and we hear a growling sound. He then becomes the Blue Ranger]
- Rocky DeSantos: Tyrannosaurus!
- [Rocky's morpher glows and we hear a snarling sound. He then becomes the Red Ranger]
- Adam Park: Mastodon!
- [Adam's morpher glows and we hear a trumpeting sound. He then becomes the Black Ranger]
- Aisha Campbell: Saber-Toothed Tiger!
- [Aisha's morpher glows and we hear a roaring sound. She then becomes the Yellow Ranger]
- Tommy Oliver: White Tiger!
- [Tommy's morpher glows and we hear the sond of wind howling. He then becomes the White Ranger]
- Rita Repulsa: Well, if it isn't that double-dealing dough head.
- Lord Zedd: I hope those Rangers put that lousy lowlife out of my misery.
- Rita Repulsa, Lord Zedd: Go, Rangers! Go, Rangers! Go, Rangers!
- Kimberly Hart: Zordon, you can't leave us! Ever since you came into our lives, you've been like a father to us all.
- Ivan Ooze: [to Goldar and Mordant] Now you have a choice. You either serve me, or you can join these insufferable dingle-dorks!
- [shows them Rita and Zedd inside the snow-dome]
- Lord Zedd: Goldar, get us out of here!
- Rita Repulsa: Don't listen to that purple booger!
- Lord Zedd: Don't you dare betray me!
- Goldar: Uh, we never liked those dingle-dorks in the first place.
- Mordant: You said it. They stink.
- Ivan Ooze: [after Entering the Command Center] Hey, pretty fancy-schmancy. I guess if you invest your money well in 60 centuries, you can buy yourself something pretty nice.
- Ivan Ooze: So they've all been destroyed?
- Tengu Warrior: Well, we were about to destroy them.
- Ivan Ooze: What? You didn't kill them? You call yourselves Tengu Warriors? You are Tengu curses! I should have you all stuffed and roasted!
- Tengu Warrior: But, master, there was this monster with huge sticks. It kept twirling them around.
- Ivan Ooze: Sticks? Did these sticks have a whistling sound?
- Tengu Warrior: Well, it was more like nails on a chalkboard.
- Ivan Ooze: Dulcea. That miserable, manipulating, loathsome she-devil of a witch! If she leads them to the Great Power, everything will be ruined.
- Tengu Warrior: You want us to take another whack at it?
- Ivan Ooze: How about taking another quack at it?
- [zaps the 10 Tengu warriors with a purple lightning bolt, they explode into black and purple feathers]
- Ivan Ooze: No time to waste. My Ectomorphicon machines must be unearthed by sundown.
- Ivan Ooze: [enters the Zedd's Palace] Hi, honey! I'm home!
- Rita Repulsa: You egg-sucking purple pinhead! The Rangers are going after the Great Power! I thought you said this guy was the master of disaster. He's nothing but a slime-infested jelly donut!
- [Ivan throws slime over Rita's mouth]
- Lord Zedd: Finally someone shut her up!
- Ivan Ooze: Your feebleness is staggering. You obviously need a vacation. I think circumstances force us to choose a new leader and I pick... me!
- [cackling]
- Lord Zedd: Who does this clown think he's dealing with?
- Ivan Ooze: The bogeyman is taking over.
- [sits on Zedd's throne]
- Lord Zedd: No one double-crosses Lord Zedd and lives!
- [zaps Ivan with his Z staff]
- Ivan Ooze: Oh, stop it! It tickles!
- [cackles]
- Ivan Ooze: My turn.
- [He transforms & shrinks Zedd and Rita both into a snow globe, cackling]
- Rita Repulsa: [in a munchkin voice] Way to go, bonehead!
- Lord Zedd: It's fitting so you can't trust anyone in this galaxy.
- Ivan Ooze: Oh, I love snow globes!
- [shakes the snow globe]
- Rita Repulsa: Earthquake, earthquake!
- Ivan Ooze: Now, you have a choice: You either serve me or you can join these insufferable dingle-dorks.
- Lord Zedd: Goldar, get us out of here!
- Rita Repulsa: Don't listen to that purple booger!
- Lord Zedd: Don't you dare betray me!
- Goldar: Uh, we never like those dingle-dorks in the first place.
- Mordant: You said it, they stink.
- Lord Zedd: I want you to destroy Zordon so that my evil once again remain supreme!
- Ivan Ooze: I will not only destroy him. I will obliterate his entire legacy. It will be as Zordon of Eltar never existed.
- Rita Repulsa: Finally, a *real* man.
- Goldar: So, what are we going to do about the Power Rangers, o' my hideous one?
- Ivan Ooze: Ah, yes. The Power Rangers.
- [snorts and spits out a blob of purple slime]
- Mordant: Good distance.
- Goldar: Yeah.
- [the purple slime morph into 10 Tengu Warriors]
- Ivan Ooze: Shut your beaks! Now, my Tengu Warriors, you will fly to Phados, you will find the Power Rangers, and you will tear them apart!
- Aisha Campbell: I heard you're in line to be a Ranger yourself one of these days.
- Fred Kelman: Nah. That's impossible.
- Tommy Oliver: Hey. Anything's possible.
- Fred Kelman: You really think so?
- Tommy Oliver: I know so.
- Fred Kelman: Fred Kelman, the Silver Ranger.
- Billy Cranston: It does have a certain ring to it.
- Fred Kelman: Fred Kelman, the Gold Ranger.
- Zordon: The Power has been destroyed. It is gone. The Zords, the weapons, all of it. The Power Rangers are no more. Ivan Ooze has won.
- Tommy Oliver: We need Megazord Power Now!
- Tommy Oliver, Billy Cranston, Adam Park, Aisha Campbell, Kimberly Hart, Rocky DeSantos: Ninja Megazord Power Up!
- Aisha Campbell: Desperate times call for desperate measures.
- [smashes glass over emergency button]
- Kimberly Hart: What are you doing?
- Aisha Campbell: Taking care of business.
- [Aisha pushes the button, the Megazord knees Ivan Ooze in the crotch, causing him to let go of it and fall back into the comet's path]
- Billy Cranston: Hey, has anybody seen Bulk & Skull?
- Aisha Campbell: Ernie's serving a free dessert with lunch. They probably landed on the roof.
- Kimberly Hart: You guys make me sick!
- [Kicks one of Ivan Oozes Henchman]
- Kimberly Hart: Sick!
- [Kicks Henchman again]
- Kimberly Hart: SICK!
- [Kicks again]
- Kimberly Hart: UGH!
- [Kicks Henchman, sending him flying upto the ceiling and down onto the ground hard]
- Zordon: Rangers, you must act swiftly, the planet is in grave danger!
- Kimberly Hart: Danger from what?
- Zordon: Six thousand years ago, a Morphological Being, known as Ivan Ooze, ruled the world with a reign of unparalleled terror. He was on the verge of completing construction of his ultimate weapons, The Ectomorphicon Titans, twin machines capable of enslaving the entire universe.
- Rocky DeSantos: What happened to him?
- Zordon: A group of young warriors, like yourselves, lured him into a hyper-lock chamber and buried him deep underground; but now the chamber has been accidentally uncovered, you must return it to the depths, before it is opened and Ivan is released.
- Alpha 5: His Ectomorphicons were buried near the chamber, if Ivan escapes, he's sure to find them.
- Zordon: Use extreme caution Rangers, you are dealing with an evil here that is beyond all imagination.
- Dulcea: Leave Phados before it's too late.
- Aisha Campbell: Look, we don't want any trouble. Our leader Zordon got...
- Dulcea: Zordon? Did you say Zordon?
- Kimberly Hart: You know Zordon? Who are you?
- Dulcea: I am Dulcea, master warrior of the planet Phados. What has happened to Zordon?
- Rocky DeSantos: He was attacked by this cosmic being named Ivan Ooze.
- Dulcea: Ivan Ooze is free?
- Billy Cranston: You've heard of him?
- Dulcea: Ivan Ooze is a monster. If we don't hurry, your planet is doomed. Follow me.
- Kimberly Hart: [to Fred] Rumor has it you're quite the hero.
- Tommy Oliver: That's my man.
- Fred Kelman: I helped a bit. The Power Rangers did most of the work.
- Tommy Oliver: Hey, things got tough. You didn't panic. You, my friend, demonstrated true bravery.
- Fred Kelman: It's like what you taught me about martial arts. Use your head, and above all, stay calm.
- Billy Cranston: You know the funny thing about morphin'? You don't appreciate it till you can't do it anymore!
- Billy Cranston: We were told there was a great power here. Is it true?
- Dulcea: Yes. The ground is littered with the bones of those who have tried for it and failed.
- Tommy Oliver: Well, we're different. We won't fail.
- Dave: What do you think you're doing?
- Bulk: We're from the Angel Grove Building Inspectors Office
- Skull: That building's supposed to be over there.
- Bulk: Yeah, and what's that man doing over there without proper foot protection?
- Skull: Who's in charge around here, huh?
- Bulk: Huh?
- Skull: Huh?
- Bulk: Huh?
- Skull: Huh?
- Kimberly Hart: Um, you haven't by any chance seen a morphological being lurking around here?
- Security guard: Morphological being?
- Kimberly Hart: Yeah.
- Security guard: What the heck is that? Wait a second. Did it look something like this?
- [Morphs into Ivan Ooze]
- Kimberly Hart: [the Rangers jump back] Ew, gross.
- Ivan Ooze: You're too kind. Allow me to introduce myself, I am the galactically feared, globally reviled, universally despised - they call me Ivan Ooze.
- Bulk: The Stealth Eagle is about to fly.
- Skull: Ditto for the Swooping Swallow!
- Aisha Campbell: Well, lead on, fly boys.
- Rita Repulsa: What do I care about some stupid egg?
- Lord Zedd: This is no ordinary egg.
- Rita Repulsa: Well, I say let's hard-boil the thing.
- Mordant: I'm with her. I'm hungry.
- Goldar: That's 'cause you're a pig.
- Kimberly Hart: Tommy, get your butt down here.
- Tommy Oliver: Falcon Zord, coming in to complete sequence.
- [Falcon Zord finishes the Megazord sequence]
- Tommy Oliver: Ninja Falcon Megazord!
- [All the kids of Angel Grove are enjoying their parent-free lives playing with Ivan's Ooze and partying]
- Fred Kelman: Hey, everyone!
- [whistles; everyone falls silent]
- Fred Kelman: Listen up! You all think this is one big party, don't you?
- Everyone: Yeah!
- Fred Kelman: Well, you've all been brainwashed. Ivan's taking over the planet and he's using all of us in his plans. And he's got our parents!
- Kid: What are you talking about?
- Fred Kelman: Look, Ivan Ooze is evil. And if you don't come with me right now, our parents are going to die! You've got to believe me!
- [Adam and Billy are climbing a rope while defeating the Gatekeepers]
- Adam Park: Elevator going up!
- Billy Cranston: Elevator going down!
- [just before Billy finishes climbing down the rope, one of the Gatekeepers is split in half]
- Billy Cranston: Talk about a splitting headache.
- Ivan Ooze: Guys and girls, girls and guys. gather 'round and feast your eyes. I promise you all, you just can't lose. when you got your own supply of Ivan's Ooze.