- Dewey Ferguson: Man, what I'd give for a bacon-cheeseburger right now. Wash it down with an icecold glass of beer. Fuckin' A.
- Kallunda: When we arrive at Porto Silva, there will be a celebration, and much feasting. Beer too.
- Dewey Ferguson: Fuckin' A!
- Lt. Nikolai: Do the americans all swear so much as you do?
- Dewey Ferguson: As a matter of fact, in America, an american can swear whenever, wherever, however much he or she fuckin' well pleases! It's a little something we call freedom of speech, which I'm sure you russians aren't real familiar with!
- Lt. Nikolai: We are free to swear.
- Dewey Ferguson: Well yippee dee *fuck*! Guess I've got you bastards figured out totally wrong after all! I'll take the first watch. Shit!
- [He walks away]
- Dewey Ferguson: Shit! Shit! Shit!
- Lt. Nikolai: Noisy little fuck.
- Lt. Nikolai: You lied to me General!
- General Vortek: I sent you on a mission... to help an oppresed people...
- Lt. Nikolai: But you didn't tell me who the oppressors were, did you?
- General Vortek: Nikolai... you were, *SPETZNATS*!
- Lt. Nikolai: I AM SPETZNAS!... but I'm no longer one of you...
- [after escaping from torture, he turns towards the woman taking notes]
- Lt. Nikolai: Take a memo to General Vortek.
- [She gulps and nods]
- Lt. Nikolai: Subject: Escape. Message: I am *still* Spetsnaz!
- Colonel Zayas: [Menacing Nikolai with a grenade] This is such a small space... and this is such a very big grenade!
- Dewey Ferguson: Looks like the killing machine is breaking down. Don't worry about it, man. Everything breaks down in Africa.