- Various roles: [opens a back door and shouts] Why don't you grow up, you little bastards?
- Various roles: What's the matter, dear?
- Various roles: Nothing, I'm just talking to the plants.
- Doctor: I've got your results back from the lab, and you have the highest level of cholesterol they've ever seen.
- Man: Oh.
- Doctor: I know this is premature, but when you die, would you consider leaving your body to me?
- Man: Well, obviously, if I can be of any help. For research purposes?
- Doctor: No, I want to hang you in the garden so the blue-tits can peck at you.
- Man: [Slavic Accent] There's no going back, you know?
- Various roles: Yes. But don't worry! I'm sure I'm going to be the Best Spy you've ever had!
- Man: Spy? No Boyfriend of mine goes out to Work...
- Sort of Joseph Conrad Chap: [yelling at the Crickets] Damn you! Silence! Silence! You shall drive me Mad!
- [the Camera pulls back to reveal the Natives all trying to Solve Rubik's Cubes]
- [a ticket tout solicits a man in a theatre lobby]
- Scalper: Psst... here... want a couple of tickets for the Osmonds concert tonight?
- Man: Osmonds concert? No.
- Scalper: Yeah...! Best seats, no rubbish, front stalls.
- Man: How much?
- Scalper: Fiver each?
- Man: Alright.
- Scalper: Two front stalls...
- [hand the man two tickets]
- Scalper: and five and five...
- [hands the man two five pound notes]
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By what name was Not the Nine O'Clock News (1979) officially released in India in English?
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