Lost in Space (1965–1968)

Dick Tufeld: The Robot, Announcer, Narrator

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Quotes 

• Robot : Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!

• Robot : Affirmative.

• Robot : Warning! Warning! Alien approaching!

• Robot : My micromechanism thanks you, my computer tapes thank you, and I thank you.

• [repeated line] 

  Robot : That does not compute.

• Robot : I am sorry, Will Robinson, I am afraid I goofed.

• Robot : [singing operatically]  Figaro! Figaro! Figaro!

  Dr. Smith : Oh, shut up.

  Robot : That does not compute!

• Dr. Smith : What day is it?

  Robot : The day is Thursday. The month is March. The year is...

  Dr. Smith : Never mind the year.

• Robot : I compute it to be an ionic directional probe searching for receiving outlets.

• [repeated line] 

  Robot : ...Dr. Smith! I must, in good conscience, repeat my advice against what you speak of doing. To put it in layman's terms, THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA!

• Robot : I cannot accept that course of action.

• [repeated line] 

  Robot : ...Dr. Smith. If you are calculating what I calculate you are calculating, I must advise you to recalculate. You might have another calculation coming!

  Dr. Smith : Dispense with the calculations, you nickel-plated know-it-all; for once, give me a *simple* and *straightforward* response!