- Maggie Williams: Susie, you're so dumb!
- Susie Higgins: I know I'm dumb! But it's all I have to work with.
- Fran Hobson: Come with me.
- Dr. Andres Briones: You know my work is here.
- Fran Hobson: Well then let me stay here and help earn money for your clinic.
- Dr. Andres Briones: You know I can't do that either.
- Fran Hobson: Well, that's that. The most beautiful two days in my whole life, wasted on a fine, decent, stubborn, pigheaded, beautiful, dumb cluck like you. I wouldn't have missed it for anything.
- Susie Higgins: Shall we take my cab or your's?
- Maggie Williams: Better yours. You're traveling light, as usual?
- Susie Higgins: Well, you know me. I'm a just-in-case packer.
- Maggie Williams: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. If you look, it's a sign of encouragement. It could be worse. In Rome, they pinch you.
- Susie Higgins: What about the men?
- Fran Hobson: Shall we?
- Maggie Williams: She'll find out sooner or later.
- Fran Hobson: There aren't any.
- Susie Higgins: Why the place is crawling with men!
- Maggie Williams: Try not to catch their eye, darling, or they just explode.
- Fran Hobson: You can always have an affair.
- Susie Higgins: I don't want an affair.
- Fran Hobson: You mean you've never...
- Susie Higgins: No! But, don't spread it around. Have you?
- Fran Hobson: Here, have some sardine sandwich.
- Susie Higgins: [starts to take a bite] They got their heads on!
- Fran Hobson: That's the best part.
- Pete Mc Coy: Look, Maggie, dear, do you mind if I use your typewriter? Mine isn't writing such good copy, lately.
- Maggie Williams: Maybe it's drinking too much, lately.
- Pete Mc Coy: Maybe it's not drinking enough, lately.
- Susie Higgins: A man who has no place to go in the afternoon, but an art gallery...
- Emilio Lacayo: Ah, I see. I see. You think I'm out of work?
- Susie Higgins: Well.
- Emilio Lacayo: Or, you think I'm a gigolo?
- Susie Higgins: It never crossed my mind!
- Emilio Lacayo: You are right. I'm out of work.
- Susie Higgins: Why don't you throw yourself at him?
- Maggie Williams: I freeze.
- Susie Higgins: What? Is it all you? The Belle of Bronxville?
- Maggie Williams: Susie, Emilio Lacayo is from one of the oldest and richest families in Spain. He's also the most heartless, corrupt, inhuman man that ever lived.
- Susie Higgins: Is that all? I was afraid he was a gigolo.
- Maggie Williams: If all else fails, he'll ask you to marry him.
- Susie Higgins: But, he doesn't even know me?
- Maggie Williams: Ah, but that's exactly what you will say. And then he will tumble into bed with you, in order to get better acquainted.
- Susie Higgins: But, what if I refuse?
- Maggie Williams: Well, then he'll drop you flat, my dear. But! You will call him and you will say, "Oh, Emilio, what have I done? What's wrong with me?" And that very night, you will tumble into bed with him, grateful, to know that there was nothing really wrong with you, after all.
- Susie Higgins: So, that's how he does it? Well, who does he think he is?
- Maggie Williams: He's a creep. He's a creep. He's - a - creep.
- Susie Higgins: If I'm next on his list, why is he paying so much attention to that girl?
- Maggie Williams: Oh, Susie!
- Fran Hobson: [singing] No one you know lives twice mister, Take my advice mister, Give what you got before its not there to give, Get with the pleasure seekers, Lovers and cheek-to-cheekers, Seek the pleasure seekers, And live, And live, And live, Like live.
- Paul Barton: You know, we never have danced together before.
- Maggie Williams: No. I mean, eh, no we haven't.
- Paul Barton: We should do it more often.
- Jane Barton: [Maggie dancing with her boss, Paul Barton] Cutting in. Sorry, Maggie, you look much too pretty tonight. Back in your own backyard, Barton.
- Pete Mc Coy: What I can't figure out is Barton's dropping you?
- Maggie Williams: Dropping me for what?
- Pete Mc Coy: Aren't you having an affair with him?
- Maggie Williams: Of course not!
- Pete Mc Coy: Then, what's your problem?
- Maggie Williams: Well, if you must know, that's my problem.
- Fran Hobson: [singing] We should be careful, I know I know, But every time that you're near me so, My heart starts pounding, To let me know, We're on the brink, I think its something to think about, OooOooOoo, Something to think about, OooOooOoo, Something to think about, But let's not - think.
- Fran Hobson: [kiss] Oh, where have you been?
- Dr. Andres Briones: Francisca, amore mio, this was what I've been trying to avoid.
- Fran Hobson: Oh! Let's avoid it some more!
- Paul Barton: I'm sorry about that.
- Maggie Williams: Don't be. Nothing happened.
- Paul Barton: I know. I guess that's what I'm sorry about.
- Emilio Lacayo: [to Susie] Stimulating? Huh?
- Bullfighting Crowd: Olé!
- Emilio Lacayo: Is it - stimulating?
- Bullfighting Crowd: Olé! Olé!
- Susie Higgins: I'll lie to you too if you ever need it.
- Maggie Williams: Don't bother. Your dumb honesty is much better than lying any day.
- Fran Hobson: Mmmm. What a beautiful bedside manner you have, doctor. Practice much?
- Dr. Andres Briones: No. Only with those who come to me, in the night, saying, "I need a doctor. There's something wrong with my heart."
- Maggie Williams: Pete, at least see Paul. He tried to reach you last night. He wants to talk to you.
- Pete Mc Coy: Sure. Tell him I'll send him a postcard - in color.
- Pete Mc Coy: Any way I can louse this up further?
- Maggie Williams: Take me out of here.
- Pete Mc Coy: Hold on a minute, flower face, while I explain all this to my little lotus blossom.
- Maggie Williams: So, there's the three of us. Fran, Susie and me. Nice girls. Really, really rather nice. And what happens to us? We all crash in flames!
- Paul Barton: Is Maggie in yet?
- Pete Mc Coy: She's picking up the teletype. And go easy on her. She's got a head of glass this morning.
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