Đơn Giản Chỉ Là Bạn (I) (2005)
Julie Hagerty: Carol Brander
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Quotes
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Mike : Yeah I slapped the ham to it about an hour ago.
Chris' Mom : What ham did you slap, honey? Not the one I just bought.
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Chris' Mom : [Starts dialing while Chris is on the phone] Joyce? Joyce?
Chris : Mom, I'm on the phone.
Chris' Mom : Chris? What are you doing over at Joyce's?
Chris : No Mom, I'm in the living room ten feet away from you, and I'm on the phone.
Chris' Mom : Oh. Well, while I have you on the phone, dear, what would you like for dinner? We have a choice between chicken chow mein or potroast.
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Chris' Mom : You don't need to show off to impress Jamie. You should just be yourself.
[starts singing]
Chris' Mom : Be yourself! Be yourself. Be yourself.
[Chris starts to runs off]
Chris' Mom : Now come on, Mike and I are making snow angels!
Chris : I don't want to be myself.
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Chris' Mom : Dusty, what kind of car is this?
Dusty : Carol, this little Japanese princess here is called the Prius.
Chris' Mom : I think it's so neat that you kids care about the environment.
Chris : I love the environment.
Chris' Mom : But honey, don't you drive a Range Rover? Aren't those bad?
Chris : [pause] Well, I had a really nice time tonight, and I hope we can do it again soon. Hey, Dusty, thanks for comin'.
Dusty : Oh, listen, man, it was my pleasure, really. Thank you all for having me. It was so nice.
[Chris takes out his retainer]
Dusty : And hey, before I forget, make sure to that you rinse that thing at least twice a day, okay? Your mouth is a disgusting open cesspool with germs and bacteria. Now put that back!
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Samantha James : [on voicemail] Hey Chris, it's Samantha. I talked to my sponsor and I owe you an apology.
[phone beeps]
Samantha James : It's Samantha. Call me!
[phone beeps]
Samantha James : It's Samantha!
Chris' Mom : [phone beeps] Hello Joyce? Joyce?