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The Free Newspaper Only Two People Started Out Editing, But Now They Want Nothing To Do With!

Put your talkpage here if you want FREE SPAM The UnSignpost flyers and specials delivered right to your door!
If you add it incorrectly, however, you probably won't get a copy. Unless you get it somewhere else. Or you get multiple copies. You might even get multiple copies multiple somewhere elses.
Delivered every Saturday by me (cos there's no one else)!
Maybe put {{User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/userbox}} on your userpage!
If your name was once on this list, but you stopped getting deliveries, it is because we hate you did some trimming. Just re-add it.

Mail update!

Although there are only five subscribers, personal delivery to these talk pages has been halted. This is because OnePunch is lazy. You'd think all the Milo and Vegemite he eats would make him hyperactive, this, however, is not the case. Additionally, it is also speculated that Australia is not actually real, and is just a figment of our imaginations. This then raises the question, is OnePunch also a figment of the imagination or a deep undercover agent trying to trick those on the internet that Kangaroos and Koalas are real? Find out on the next issue of the UnSignpost!

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